Three Cool Guys

"If the universe was compressed down to the size of a pebble, would we notice?"
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Joey
 
Jojo was dropped through the chimney by a stork into a house. For several golden years, he lived with his only pal, Carter, his dog. But on a fateful day, he went to school, and learned how to live with civilization for 8 years. Though, until now no one has known about Joey, but this is about to change when he goes in his world tour of his bird calls. It's called, "Joey's Bird Call World Tour." Currently, Joe resides happily in the Pacific Northwest.
 
Level of Sanity: Nuts.

 

Chris

 

Chris was a born prodigy. From the age of two, he could read and write musical masterpieces on the piano, viola, and the mandolin. Though, none of this is actually true, he is your normal '94 born human being. He can update the website whenever he wants, because he is the webmaster, hence his bio is cooler than the others.

 

Level of Sanity: Collected.

 

 


Trent
 
Trent came into the world in Medford, Oregon in 1994. At the age of 6, on his birthday, he split his head open at Disneyland, which opened a whole new realm to Trent, allowing him to think clearly. Then, one year later, he was transported to Columbus, Ohio, where it dawned on him to become a karate master, which he never achieved to be. After five years, he moved to Western Washington, which gave him the ability to do stuff. Now, Trent likes to check his spelling regularly.

 

 

 

Level of Sanity: Hospitalized/In Rehabilitation